This is like a horror movie!

Oh, god. The calories! No, oh god - not the mayonaise!! D: THE HORROR

Keeping with the theme of nauseating humor, I present crazy Swedes making an "ordinary meal"

This'll put you off pizza for a while

I guess this is reverse thinspo? Either way, it's pretty disgusting.



Epic creepy.


*edit: found this on reddit, not directly from craigslist

New Years Resolutions 2011

Borrowing a few from last year's, I'm determined to do the following.

Get a Job
Cut my hair
Be more open towards my boyfriend's friends (why not?)
Try not to scare off strangers who might be my friends
I will be in bed by 3AM on school days (yes, that's an improvement)
Be 120lbs (or less - underweight starts at <118)
Get a social hobby.
->by that I mean something that involves a club or group or talking to people regularly
Learn a skill - may likely be combined with the previous resolution.
->ie: sewing, knitting, grooming pets, baking, massage, lol - anything really. Driving might be a good one, if I had any use for it.

Last year's resolutions

I haven't really put much thought into resolutions for this year, but I thought I'd go back and see how I did with last years resolutions

They were good, right?

Let's see how I did.

[X]I will be below my lw, 126 Yay!
[X]I will have more pictures of myself Meh. I wanted my beau to take them.
[]I will make a new friend I've met some nice people - I got scared
[X]and catch up with an old friend Yes! My tiny friend with no appetite.
[]I will cut my hair It's been a year? Never did it!
[X]I will dutifully take my multivitamin Well enough
[]I will develop a taste for tea I drink it, but I still don't like it
[]I will use the school's gym. Nope
[X]I will walk more, even in the snow Definitely did that!
[]I will be stronger, more organized, and powerful Well, for a while there
[]I will make my grades reflect this. Spring 2010=awesome, Fall 2010=failz
[X]I will make myself do things I don't want to do Not enough, but more
[X]I will be more independent. I can read bus schedules and my parents drive me nowhere
[]I will get a job Well... That should be done
[X]I will not be the weak pathetic dependent useless damsel in distress I've been my entire life. My beau says I am, but I disagree

I think this sets up a pretty good basis for determining my next years resolutions.
Actually, it might not be such a bad idea to do monthly resolutions. I'll consider it.

But for now, I'll dream up some goals to achieve in the coming year. I'll post them tomorrow.